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My coat is covered with labrador fur. Fuck.
Still proper embarrassed that I woke Mark up in the early hours the other day screaming like a banshee. I can’t even remember the dream :/
Today has been too much. I’m gonna try nap cos it’s needed. Prolly screw up tonight’s sleep tho. Ugh.
Mary Berry was on Saturday Kitchen this morning and I’ve just remembered that James made her a croissant bread and butter pudding thing and it looked really nice and I could right eat it. Honeycomb icecream too.
Somebody kidnap James Martin for me please and thank you
My boobs broke a vintage dress and now I’m sad. Ducking breasts.
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